did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
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i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
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Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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