Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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