I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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