Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Randomize
