Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
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