Nicole vs. Life
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
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she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
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I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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