this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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