Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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