we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
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Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
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But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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