Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
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They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
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Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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