I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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