I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
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How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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