NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
3pm strippers are depressing
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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