real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
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I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
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and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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