garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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