Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
