i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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