i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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