it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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