hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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