I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
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on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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