I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
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I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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