You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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