Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
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