My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
sex in a hospital.. check
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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