So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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