Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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