I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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You made eat vitamins until I threw up
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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