Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
