His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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