So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
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I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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