We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
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Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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