One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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