well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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