everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Drunk is not a location!
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Randomize
