it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
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First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
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That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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