Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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