It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
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It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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