This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
A+ Viking dick
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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