after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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