I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Michael Bay diarrhea
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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