You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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