Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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