U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Is it because I queefed?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
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multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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