my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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