have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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