The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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