who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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