But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Randomize
