See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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