girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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