at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
His nipple licking is glorious
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