i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
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Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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