conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
should my penis look like a turkey
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Why is your signature on my underwear?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
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How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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